How to Speak Virgin Islands style

Sometimes there is an almost impenetrable linguistic wall between Caribbean locals and visitors from outside. Even if all parties are speaking English, it can get bizarre. I have had the happy experience of trying to interpret between a BVI Immigration officer, a Scottish sailor, and his Mississippi-native crew. Loads of fun!
Thankfully,here’s the delightful Kyra with her guide to speaking the VI way:
 

and here’s another look at the cross-cultural accent issue: